Degree deodorant: "30 cents worth of product in a $2 container."
What brand needs an honest slogan? What would it be?
Subway does not have a foot long sandwich.
Any gas station in California.... "We know you want it. We know you need it. Now bend over cuz we're gonna screw you in the end!"
Insert brand name (xxxxx) only $2.25 each for 12 pieces. Buy the jumbo box for $5.25, get 24 pieces and save.
"Kia: Too Bad it's a Kia"
:P
Wal-Mart - "Because we like Destroying Downtown USA, and White Trash to shop here"
And yes . . . I buy stuff from Wal-Mart. ;)Â . . . Because I am a cheap Bastard.
HP Printers . . . "We'll only charge you $30 to $35 for a printer, but your soul is ours as a price for the ink!"