Go on the welfare roles, millions already do.
Only thing that I can think of is being a Politician. They make good money and don't do anything! Or some rock stars !
Well, I do but you have to put in the time and effort to get there. You get a job. Live below your means and save like crazy. Then you can retire. BOOM! You get money for nothing.
Maybe my present job "Retired Law Enforcement Colonel!"
A drug dealer or on welfare but if u sell drugs watch out for those red and blue lights